Need a Motion Detector? You'll love this one!
I'm sure there are endless things you could do with a motion detector, but I thought this one was quite.... interesting. And who wouldn't want a little resin bulldog sitting by their door, alerting them of passers-by.
But no, this doggie doesn't bark when someone approaches. He toots. That's right, folks. He passes wind. And according to the seller, he makes "cool farting noises". You know, as opposed to the UN-cool farting noises a little bull dog statue can make...
And for the low price of only $32.99 as a 'buy it now'- he can be yours! I know you want him!
toot, toot!
(and yes, as a child growing up and wanting to be a writer, I did aspire to write about farting plastic dogs... Thanks CanadaEast for making my dreams come true!!!)
